BAD Ride – Review

Posted by: TheLonelyRider  :  Category: Rally

What an amazing day! The weather was just about perfect, although it did get a tad too warm mid-afternoon.

BAD Ride 13 had in attendance about 1300 riders and huge praises need to go out to the organizers and all the volunteers for managing that many bikes and riders in one day at two main venues as well as corralling us at the lunch stop.

The Big Banana!

My day started off pretty early at 7am as I headed off to my bosses place. My truck wasn’t up to the task of driving around all day so we made arrangements to borrow a truck from Kahuna Powersports to tow our trailer, which allowed me to handle two bikes should the need arise. This truck was a monster and although I felt a bit dwarfed standing beside it, driving it with the trailer was easy. Luckily I had a lot of experience from when I used to tow race cars, so by comparison this was a cinch.

We arrived at the AMC theatre in Woodbridge with hundreds of bike already present, although hundreds more would steadily trickle in. I was pretty thankful for the free coffee and breakfast available to everyone and there were several vendors there selling various ‘BAD Ride’ clothing with 100% of the proceeds going to the Distress Centres.

Bikes packed everywhere!

Bikes were everywhere crammed into every nook and cranny of the complex. Although mostly cruisers and touring bikes, there were also many custom bikes and some rather eclectic ones…not to mention some very eclectic riders too and their choice in clothing left me scratching my head. Then again, I still scratch my head when I see riders wearing virtually nothing at all, especially the young lady passengers who wear shorts, a tank top and high-heel shoes. Ya…that’s practical.

After several announcements by the organizers and local radio personalities (including a last minute route change), the riders started departing around 10am. The temperature was starting to climb so riders were eager to get on the road and get some wind blowing against them. It was quite an amazing site watching all the bikes ripping out of the parking lot as they took to the well laid out route. Taking up the rear of the pack rode several volunteer paramedics and a couple organizer trucks and finally us with our MotoLimo.com trucks ready to pick up whatever riders that needed assistance.

I had programmed the route into my GPS but it turns out that I really didn’t need too. The route was very well marked with large signs at all the turning points (including the last minute changes due to a road closure).

As for the route itself, it was well thought out and kept us away from major roads so that we would neither affect traffic much or be effected by it. There were only a couple of intersections that caused us problems. There were also a couple of sections that were nice and twisty but some spots left me surprised that nobody had crashed with the loose gravel (even in some tight corners).

Arriving in Pefferlaw for lunch was a sight to behold. Once again all the riders had been well corralled by the organizers leaving the streets and sidewalks lined with bikes stretching the entire length of the small town. We also filled every available parking lot. Locals of the town stood slack-jawed staring at all the bikes rolling around their streets. I’m sure thoughts of an invasion crossed their minds. Not one person seemed upset (they were pre-warned that we were coming) and once they realized that it was a charity ride, they smiled and told us to enjoy our day (although I did see a few ladies clutching their purses rather tightly). Bikers are a very misunderstood breed and can sometimes look a little scary covered in leather and tattoos but not a single rider needed to be feared. Motorcyclists are the salt of the earth and will give a stranger the shirt (or leather vest) off their back if needed. It’s a shame that we are so misunderstood but perhaps that’s a topic for another post.

Most riders just stopped to cool down and rehydrate before continuing along the route but others hung around for lunch. We took the time to grab a quick bite so that we could allow the riders to all get back on the road ahead of us. I had already stopped several times to check on riders that had pulled off the road to make sure they were ok. Most just needed a break to rest their sore bums or grab a drink but as the day wore on, I expected that I would find more and I did. Although not one rider actually needed assistance to make it to the final end point at Markham Fairgrounds. No rider wants to get picked up from the side of the road but especially on a ride like this.

So many bikes!

Arriving at the fairgrounds, we once again saw over a thousand motorcycles all shoe-horned side by side as the riders started lining up for lunch and refreshments. Water was being handed out to those waiting in a rather long line to get their meals. Once again…hats off to the volunteers!

Getting your MotoLimo Mojo going!

We set up our main truck in a nice visible spot with the sun gleaming off it (and beating down on us) and talked to riders who passed by about our services. By late afternoon, I was pretty tired and despite all the water I was drinking, I was still feeling dehydrated.

But alas, my day wasn’t over. I had to go pick up two bikes and finally get the truck and trailer back to my bosses place. It was a long day but a very enjoyable one.

For more information, see my pre-ride post (click here)

More Riders on the Road and more Rescues

Posted by: TheLonelyRider  :  Category: Journalism

Now that the riding season is in full swing, we at MotoLimo.com are seeing more and more riders getting stuck on the side of the road. Sometimes it can’t be avoided, sometimes it’s the result of a crash (regardless of fault) or sometimes it’s a mechanical failure, which may or may not of been avoidable.

In the last couple days, we have rescued bikes for flat tires, broken chains and many bikes with mystery electrical problems. We’ve also had to pickup a few wrecks including a Goldwing that burst into flames. The rider was cut off by someone and when the rider swerved hard to avoid the vehicle, he hit a nasty pothole resulting in him dumping his bike and rupturing a fuel line..WHOOSH! The rider was ok but the bike was burnt to a crisp and is a bloody mess.

Last week I had to, not so gently, man-handle a bike that was soon to be declared a write-off. A car turned left in front of the rider and a head-on collision occurred. Luckily the rider bounced well and fared far better than the bike did and she only suffered a few cuts and bruises and a messed up wrist.

Please ride safe out there.

 

Blown Engine and a Dumbass Rider

Posted by: TheLonelyRider  :  Category: Misc

I picked up a bike roadside that burst into flames today! Ya….sucks to be him, especially since he had to pay for two roadside rescues in one afternoon! He should have left it at the shop we dropped him off at earlier. Yes that’s right…my boss picked him up 1.5hrs earlier on the side of the highway when his bike died. My boss picked him up and brought him to a repair shop but he just wanted to get the hell out of there so the shop boosted his bike and the kid left. KABOOM! The engine explodes and he is stranded again. Dumbass.

This time I had to go get him but when I arrived…the Police were there. They drove by randomly and started asking questions but something seemed fishy so they stayed to find out more about the rider and the bike. When I got there I saw the look on the cops faces and I know that look. It’s a look that only police or military people have when they think something isn’t right. As a former military person…I knew that look…something wasn’t right. I leaned into the window of the police car and told the officers that we had just picked him up a couple hours earlier on the highway and brought him to a repair shop but the rider refused to leave the bike to be properly looked at. That intrigued them and they asked for more details, which I provided. Bells are ringing for me and the cops…this bike may be stolen. When confronted with the truth, the kid quickly changed his story. Before I knew it…the kid was being frisked, his pockets emptied and he was thrown in the back of the police car. I thought he was done for and that I would be taking the bike to the impound instead of back to the repair shop that he had just left.

Well, his story about having  just bought the bike that afternoon checked out so they let him go. Neither the cops or I could figure out why the kid felt the need to lie about everything that happened that afternoon (where he got the bike, how he got there, etc). The more experienced officer of the two, drilled him hard about lying to police though. They always know and once they suspect that you are lying…they dig deeper to find out just how much so.

Lying to a cop is a big no-no! In Canada it’s called “Obstruction of a Peace Officer” and if the lie continues…”Obstruction of Justice”. Yes…charges could have been laid.

This kid was lucky that he didn’t spend more time in that police car on his way to get finger-printed and that his newly purchased bike could have ended up in an impound lot. In the end…a lesson was learned – I hope anyway – that you never BS a cop. They are more experienced at recognizing it than you are at dishing it out and when a repair shop says you should leave you bike to be looked at properly…you don’t take off on it!

Dumbass

Bad to the Bone

Posted by: TheLonelyRider  :  Category: Rally

May 30th 2010, is the 13th annual BAD Ride (Bikers Against Distress) in Southern Ontario. This will be my first year taking part in this event but I will be helping out as a bike handler for MotoLimo.com. I will be following the riders in my truck, ready to pick up any riders who may find themselves…in distress (sorry…I had to say that).

The ride will begin at the AMC Theatres near HWY 400 & HWY 7 and will end at the Markham Fairgrounds. Come on out for a great day of riding followed by a Live band, great food and a stunt show! For more information about the BAD Ride and to register, please check out this link: www.thebadride.com

The vision of the BAD Ride is to ensure every individual in need receives life-sustaining emotional support. 100% of the money raised by riders on all of the B.A.D. Rides to date has gone directly to the Distress Centres, supporting ongoing pro­gramming and many new initiatives that have enhanced access and addressed identified gaps in community services.

Through the generosity of riders, their supporters and corporate sponsors meant that almost $210,000 was raised last year to support the services of Distress Centres. On behalf of those in need, please accept our sincere gratitude. You rock! We are proud to remind – 100% of the monies raised by riders goes directly to support the work of Distress Centres.

Since 1967, Distress Centres has been providing an around-the-clock emotional safety net for com­munity members who are socially marginalized, distressed, in crisis, victims of violence or suicidal. Last year, more than 120,000 calls were answered on our help lines. Through our Survivor Support Program, hundreds of other individuals received face-to-face grief counseling in the tragic aftermath of a death by suicide or homicide. Distress Centres was also able to provide service to countless pro­fessionals, organizations and concerned citizens through the training and consultation provided by our Community Outreach Program. Each and every service is provided free of charge to partici­pants.